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when not fully naked and only wearing boxers. When you are butt-naked everyone can see your butt but when you are Nipple-naked people can only see your nipples and not your junk.
Brick: Dood im wearing nothing but my boxers and playing world of warcraft running RFK.
Samedi: Me too bro. Were nipple-naked. i love you. no homo.
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The Gooby Nipple is the little end of the banana that most people don't eat. The Gooby Nipple is located at the opposite end of the banana of the stem.
The best way to peel a banana is to pinch the opposite end as the stem to create a split, then peel it by pulling the two sides of the split in opposite directions. This will however, usually result in the banana retaining it's gooby nipple, so don't forget to pinch that sucker off before you devour your phallic fruit.
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Those nipples are so large, they're practically amish nipples!
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flower shaped bandaids women place over their nipples when they don't want to wear a bra but don't care for "nippy" weather....some varieties, although not nearly as "discrett" include "pasties" heart shaped and glow in the dark options.
"Ever since I started wearing my pasties, no one calls me Nippleonia anymore....get your pasties now! I like the blue hands!"
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The unappealing collection of ugly hair strands which shroud the obsolete male nipple
She slid her hand across his manly chest and recoiled in horror as she was confronted by his unsightly nipple spiders
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The hard twin peaks resulting from cold or typically a wet tongue run around the nipple.
I accidentally spilled liquid nitrogen on her tits and she got mountain nipple.
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mmm good sexual act. very enjoyable.
he was being a nipple nibbler all night and i cam from that alone!
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