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The man that once I met I didn’t ever wanna live without. A little bit of Haif naked but almost famous. Mixed with East 10th street. A non Latino non white hood rat that every time he kisses me gives me chills. He makes me feel alive, someone I didn’t know How much I loved until I learned how much he truly loved me.
That JDP is my soul mate. We are M.M. ( my mess, my man) s for life! He is my mess, my man.... ( Ten street , dime life , throw it up)
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1. Midwestern (You fucked up big time)
2. Hood Ghetto (You dead fucking up big time)
3. Redneck (You fuck up stupid)
4. (Rash Retaliatory manner) Get fucked, stupid)
Argument
Guy A: its a shame your mother ever spread her legs
Guy B: You done messed up bastard
Street Thug
Guy A: Yeah nah true I shagged yo girl
Guy B: You Done messed up fucka
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A hot mess trailor troll is someone that craves attention and feeds off drama. When they are confronted and don't understand a word they wikipedia it. They also don't understand when a word can have many meanings.
That crazy biotch is a hot mess trailor trash troll.
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What you shouldn’t do unless you wanna get a ring a ting ting a ding dong. No cap on god. Once I did it to Macky Attacky and I got ringed down wit da choppa like a johnnyboi14chikn eating chicken and Mario. No cap on god. It won’t be so fire low-key if you do it so neva eva eva mess wit da choppa no cap
Dumb Idiot: Hewo me wanna diss on da gang
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: no neva eva diss on da gang no cap
Dumb Idiot: Da Gwang Is Kinda Like Chwickn
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: so what my g no cap on god
Dumb Idiot: Without Ranch and some chwedda chweese
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: damn that hard we tellin choppa no cap
Dumb Idiot: NO PLZ DONT TELL DA BIG CHOPPA I DONT WANNA GET RING A TING TING
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: *whispers to da big choppa no cap* plz ring a ting tong ching chong flabading dong king kong to dis guy he diss on da gang no cap on god 4 da gang
Choppa: on god bruv. RING A LING A TING TONG
Dumb Idiot’s Friend, Dumbass: That not very nice.
Choppa: YOU DISSIN ON DA GANG NO CAP!!!! RING A LONG A DING DONG
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: that why you neva eva mess wit da choppa low-key or else it gon fire you down kinda dope no cap fire on god bruv
Choppa: hell ye he right bruv don’t mess wit da choppa no cap
If you mess with someone too much, it will assault you with a deadly weapon.
Don't you mess with crabo, you get the stabo
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Exactly what it says on the tin. Dont annoy the neds or they'll get al their little ned freinds to beat the crap out of you.
me-"oh crap, neds."
neds-"oi.ya pure mental schwetty!"
neds-"whit ye starin at!"
me-" the ground, what does it look like!"
neds-"OI! Dinnae mess or the YMG al smash ye!"
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I think I'm cool and I totally pwn you so don't mess with me!
One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.
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