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a state of being very hot and sticky; being schwetty.
Johnny's quivering nifkin was so schwetty when he finished stroking his salami after watching filthy girls part 5.
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a person who sweaty all of the time
that boys nifkin was too damn schwety after gym class
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Describes feeling good, well, or comfortable. Can also be used to positively describe another person.
I got a raise today and I'm feelin' pretty schwetty.
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A casually whimsical, but derogatory term, that describes a ridiculously exquisite sensitivity to even the most subtle of spicy foods; the consequences of ingesting a condiment as seemingly innocuous as ketchup resulting in an unavoidable, embarrassing public display of table-side drooling, sweating, flushing, tearing and panting.
I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup schwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise...
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Schwetty's balls, from Saturday Night Live.
I can't help but notice your balls are a little mishapen..
I can't wait to get my mouth around this ball..
Noone can resist my Schwetty balls.
Mmmmm.. balls
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when you're out and about in that hot sun soakin it up and you feel that slight glisten of sweatness on your cack and balls you got indeed schwetty balls
Hey man I gots ta take a shower cause I got tha mad schwetty balls!
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The moist build up that occurs between the leg and the testicles on a hot summer day.
Its so damn hot out side, I have a bad case of the Schwetty Ballsitis.