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A middle class young woman who has yet to learn life's hard lessons, and attaches to Obama the way she attached to boy band rock stars. A political groupie who is on an adventure before she is forced out into the real world.
What will an Obama girl do if Obama doesn't win? Her parents will make her get a real job.
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Drone striking innocent civilians from the white house while simultaneously being balls deep within a scat filled asshole
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eating a hamburger while shitting in the mouth of your lover and singing the star spangled banner
I gave her an obama hamburger on the fourth of july!
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An Oreo. Called an Obama Cookie do to it's originality being half black and half white, just like Obama.
Fat Dude: "Man, hand me that pack of Obama cookies."
Fat Dude's Buttbuddy: *hands fatman his Obama cookies* "Would you like some of my special milk with that?"
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Those poor indoctrinated kids who were made by their parents and teachers to sing for a Political commercial.
See Youtube video "Obama Youth" or refer to indoctrination of youth
See also album art from "I am a Sunflower - Children's Songs" illustrated by Comrade Mary Blair. Side 2 of this album is "Little Red Guards attend a repudiation meeting"
Now John, I know you are a Liberal, but even you cannot seriously believe those Obama Youth simply woke up one morning and said "No video games and candy for me today mom, what I really want to do is run on down to the public school funded by hard working folk's tax dollars and sing the praises of our fearless leader under hot production lights, pretend those songs are just random things our innocent little minds come up with." Now John, even you aren't that ignorant are you?
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A deal that only benefits one of the parties involved.The other party is required to give up its integrity and values but walks away claiming a victory.
After borrowing money from her parents and not paying it back, Rachel agreed to only borrow money in the future if she really needs it and promises to pay it back. Her parents were very happy with their Obama compromise and and claimed a victory.
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A strange phenomenon in which someone usually a Bushnesiac suddenly switches from being a Bush Basher to being an Obama basher
George W Bush was a disaster as president he took a record budget surplus and turned it into a record deficit, wrecked the economy and started a senseless war in Iraq, many people rightfully bashed the Bush administration for these things. Now however the Bush to Obama phenomenon has many of the former Bush bashers blaming all these things on Obama and bashing him.
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