So trolling is the act of intentionally purposefully provoking others on the internet usually in excess by typing insults or randomness.
To βtroll shuffleβ is to log onto a shuffling webcam site (stickam, chat roulette, etc) and to randomly type to people. With no real intention of conversation; simply to be annoying or awkward. The more awkward or obscene or random you are the stronger the Trollin shuffle is!
The ultimate goal of Trollinβ a shuffle is to get the look of complete disguest or lack of understanding face and then to be booted, nexted, kicked, or any other word describing the conversations end.
Suhamm sloshed : I am on Stickam in the Shuffle mode and just typing randomness to people.
SEAMOORE BUTTS: hahahahah
SEAMOORE BUTTS: wow
SEAMOORE BUTTS: youz just trollin shuffle aren't you suhamm?
suhamm sloshed: hahahahhahaahhaha
suhamm sloshed: is there such thing
Randy:There is now! (logs onto urbandictionary.com and creats this new phenom word)
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The sound a fat person makes when they fart.
My friend farted and I asked, "Who's shuffling pancakes?"
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The result of running out of toilet paper while defecating, and having to shuffle across the bathroom with your pant around your ankle, holding one butt cheek so as to not spread and/or sandwich your feces, resulting in dingberries, hemorroids, and other sphincter afflictions.
What the fuck, dude?
What?
When you use the last of the TP, put a new role on. I'm sick of having to do the skeletor shuffle across the hall to get more. Now I have enough dingleberries to make jam out of...dick.
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when you're listening to your iPod/mp3 player on shuffle..and you keep having to skip the majority of songs
'I'm having such a shit shuffle!'
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Sexual act involving at least two people during which one person defecates into the mouth of another followed by the defecating person moving, or "shuffling," the otherβs mouth in order to chew the feces.
After giving Jane a Dirty Sanchez, Jane performed the Nantucket Shuffle on Dick.
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The act of directing a persons (male or female) attention away from you and then swiftly inserting your thumb in there rectum
Aaron: hey dude look at that tree
Parry: oh no you got me with the Cincinnati shuffle!!!
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Not the poor person's iPod! Doesn't go fucked up as easy, you can actually re-create the iPod ads and not fuck the damn thing up, NO ONE WILL ACTUALLY LISTEN TO OVER 1,000 SONGS!! So shut up to all of you who go "It can't store up to 1,000 songs! Its shit!" Nobody fucking listens to that many songs so shut the fuck up, if anyone says its the "poor" person's iPod, then why do I own one!? I'm rich and I could buy 5 Nanos but I prefer the humble shuffle better! Shove it up yo ass sideways and smoke it! I'm not blowing a shitload on some MP3 that after a month will look like a piece of shit cause' of the scratches.
Idiot: "Look! I have the new iPod nano!!!"
Less-of-an-Idiot: "I have an iPod shuffle"
Idiot: "POORBIE!"
Less-of-an-Idiot: "At least mine doesn't look like a cat tried to find crack in it"
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