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1) to come up empty in an attempt to achieve. 2) a command to 'get lost' or to 'buzz off'. often used in the form 'go suck eggs.'
1) Jimmy applied to law school, but after a dismal score on the entrance exam he realized he was going to suck eggs. 2) Johnny asked Alesa to the prom, but after that stupid prank he pulled at the homecoming dance, she told him to go suck eggs.
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a woman who becomes a mother in a physical manner by giving brth, but is a lousy parent who should never have had children in the first place as she is too incompetent to raise them properly. her only accomplishment was serving as an incubator for nine months.
I don't have a mother. I have an egg donor that had sex with a sperm donor (aka "father) to produce offspring that would have been better off not being born at all because she has no mothering skills.
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adv. egg-assingly; Performing a feat whilst egg-assed.
Corey egg-assingly farted onto Spencer's chin, leaving fragments of yolk and fodder behind.
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Slang term used for something extra hidden within a film for viewers to see if they can find it or not.
"The Rocky Horror Picture Show" has easter eggs in it.
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A mixture of semen and vaginal juices beaten together during a hot and heavy sex session. Similar to that of an Egg Wash using when baking, this beaten mixture of human juices leaves a lovely shine on the penis and vagina when dried after sex.
Carl and Wendy enjoyed a evening of hot, raunchy sex and their juices were mixed all night long creating An Egg Wash on their genitals that they both admired with price and accomplishment when they woke up the next morning.
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An annual Saint Patrick's Day celebration held in Albany, NY. There are two ways one can go about celebrating kegs and eggs; the first is by going out at midnight to several different parties and develop a buzz untill the sun comes up. Upon sunrise you move to one of the many bars such as Chubby's, Michael's, Bogey's, etc. You then continue partying, drinking, and bathing in beer untill around noon.
The other form of celebrating kegs and eggs for pussies is to set your alarm clock and go out at 6 in the morning.
Guy 1: Hey man, when are you going out tonight for kegs and eggs?
Guy 2: I was going to set my alarm for 6
Guy 1: You're such a pussy
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Variation of "Fuck off" or "whatever".
Tom: You cant play this game for shit.
Brian: Go suck an egg.
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