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gettin paper

(From Chris Brown's timeless classic "Look at me Now", whose lyrics are kind of sketch, but it is also a great song.)

Also: gettin papuh. The equivalent of "making money" except more like "making da big buk moniez$$zz$zz."

Person 1: So how are the sales at your store goin?

Person 2: Turns out people really like boxers with shit-holes in them, I'm gettin paper.

Person 1: That's good, you can pay for me now. All the time.

by kfabulous July 1, 2011

27πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


paper game

a job, career; an event or series of events in which "paper" (money) is earned.

before my paper game, i was livin' in the ghetto.

by Jesse Singh August 5, 2005

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


papers please

a game that teaches you about immigration and puts stress on you because if you let Elisa through then her and Sergiu reunite but you get a penalty so everyday tests you to see if you care about your job more than people trying to escape from their country.

Dude I love papers please it’s the best game ever

by JadenTheAsian May 8, 2020

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Asian paper

Lined paper that has twice as many lines as yours, causing extreme jealousy because its owner can fit twice as much work on one sheet of paper as you.
Usually owned and supplied by Asians.

Guy 1: Dude how come Hyea-ji can fit all of her work on one side of a piece of paper and it takes me two whole sheets?

Guy 2: Well duh, she has Asian paper. You should ask her for some.

by GregJenning January 13, 2011

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


paper process

A bitch pussy ass pledge process that doesn't bring in the quality people of a normal pledge process.

what they have a paper process? haha pussies

by nigeee August 14, 2010

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Papered out

To be assigned papers usually a mass amount

Jon: "Man I''m so papered out this week"
Bob: "yeah our teacher is Satan"

by ToHelpJennyRemember October 22, 2015

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Paper Towel

Noun
A normal sized towel used to dry things that are wet. The Paper Towel is not particularly useful for projects involving large masses of fluids. It typically falls apart following first few uses because of its limited durability seeing as how it is only made of paper. It is commonly associated with drying humans, drying dogs, and drying cats. It is typical to go through several Paper Towels when drying large breed dogs following a bath or similar activity

"Oh no, I spilled my jug of lemonade!" said Doug.
"Don't worry, I have my Paper Towel right here,"John replied.
"Thank goodness, let's just hope I don't spill all my other jugs because your Paper Towel won't be able to handle that much fluid," Doug said.

"Doug, I just got out of the shower. Can you get me a Paper Towel?" John inquired.
Doug replied, " Do you just want one?"
"Of course, would you ever use more than one normal 100% cotton towel after bathing?" John said.

by Not sarcastic October 23, 2013

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