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a sexual act involving the use of a deceased relatives ashes as lube during the holiday season.
I dipped my dick her mother's urn, then went upstairs and pulled off a ghost of christmas past.
Anything too gay to be labelled as such; anything on a completely different level of gay.
"I still can't believe Sony charges so damn much for the PS3. That shit is half-past gay."
"Oregon's football jerseys look about half-past gay. All 500 of 'em."
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Hot paste and salt is the taste and texture described for male cum.
Based on real conversations with a friend and I in a couple senarios.
Us: So what does pussy taste like?
Him: Nothing really. What does cum taste like.
Us: Well....you know how in kindergarten you ate paste. Well heat it up and add some salt and there ya go. Hot paste in salt. We've been trained since then to tolerate the texture and taste.
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At the gas station getting pop. Friend is using the machine to get fountain pop and it splatters at her.
Me: Hahahahaha you like things that splatter at you don'tcha?
Friend: Hehe yeah, I wouldn't have 2 kids if I didn't!
Me: True...it's all about the hot paste and salt.
Customer: I..I...I don't even know what to say to that....
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Approximately half an hour after caffeine o'clock, at which point a visit to the bathroom is commonly required.
Often a forgotten consequence of caffeine o'clock, half past caffeine tends to become pressingly apparent to the victim at a most inconvenient time.
Supervisor: Where do you think you're going? You just had your coffee break half an hour ago!
Victim: Yes, which makes it half past caffeine! Oh god!
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a blast from the past is when you hook up with someone you previously dated or had history with and bust a nut on her.
"remember my ex from high school? i met her at that party and i gave her a blast from the past"
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Eat past the pain. A way of getting the children to eat everything on their plate, or a way of justifying gluttony when the food is so delicious, you just can't stop.
Son: I'm so full, I can't eat another bite.
Mom: Suck it up, eat past the pain!
Or
Husband: This turkey is so delicious, I think I'll have another serving.
Wife: Go, honey, eat past the pain!
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the name for someone you used to fuck but don't anymore . literally speaking , it's the ass you fucked in the past . get it ? :P
warning : meeting up with these people on occasion can be extremely awkward .
*sees crazy ex-girlfriend in walmart*
person 1 : AWWWHHH SHIT BRO .
person 2 : what!?
person 1: that girl ? she's my ass from the past .
*sprints away and hides in the lettuce section* (:
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