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Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.
Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?
Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.
Girl that likes to ride dick with her mouth, does not leave a drop.
"April is a mouth pony!"
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A descriptive term of having ridden a particularly erect penis.
“My gosh, Bruce really gave me the steel pony”
When you are gang raped by a pack of horny urban preeteen boys
Tell you didnt get pony dunked on you way home from work dad
Noun.
A pony with only 3 legs, with one of those leggings sprouting straight out the middle of his chest.
Adj.
A male with a large penis.
Big enough to be a “third leg”.
Yoooooo that pony only had 3 legs. That shits a Tripodic Pony.
A slur typically used against natural red haired individuals with long hair, typically male.
Person 1: I love Megadeth but it’s no wonder Metallica kicked Dave Mustaine out!
Person 2: Exactly! You can never trust a Grease Pony