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"My momma's momma used to love eating watermelon out on them cotton fields...she calls it field pudding"
Darneesha: Hey Shanequa what's for desert tonight?
Shanequa: I just got some watermelon on my food stamps
Darneesha: Ummm umm umm I just love that field pudding!
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the head of the penis (the pud) is chopped off and cooked and flavored to make muffins. it can be served with frosting or any topping you like. they are made in a pan and can also go good with a shot of jizz juice.
Dude: these are amazing!!
Chick: thanks! do you really like my pud muffins?
Dude: yes i love them! i need the recipe!
Chick: grab a knife and pull down your pants!
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a chubby, pale white girl who is sexually promiscuous. A VP is not physically attractive, but has a reputation for being very talented sexually, especially at oral sex.
Got to get me some vanilla pudding tonight. The pipes are getting backed up.
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A great English delicacy made with pigs intestines and blood
Eeeeh! I've never seen't black puddens s'black
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cum-pudding is a favorite dessert of mine -- made by several guys jacking off and having cumgasms in it as you make it -- my favorite flavor is Cum Creme!
A bunch of us cadets got together for our Friday night JO party and made cum-pudding!
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Plum Pudding is what my cadet roomie, Matt makes when he pushes plums up my boy-hole and fucks me until he has a cumgasm, which he makes me eat afterward -- Yum!
Wow! Matt made Plum Pudding in my butt-hole last night!
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When the male uses the "Recipient's" diarrhea as lubricant.
Guy: Bring me the figgy pudding!
Girl:I ams bringing it to the max!
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