ass roots effort

when you and possibly one or more of your buddies decide that you want to get laid and that you're going to have to get up off the couch and actually make some sort of attempt

Sitting around playing X-box isn't going to get us anywhere. I think we need to embark on an ass roots effort here if we're to have any hope of getting any.

root beer float

upon finishing the activity of an "upper decker" (shitting in the upper tank of someones toilet) you then dump an entire bottle of dishwashing soap in the tank and then flush the tiolet so the bowl fills up with bubbling shit water....

Tom pulled an upper decker on Bills shitter, and I finished it off making it a root beer float!

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Roots Hip Hop

Real Hip Hop culture.

Real b-boys and b-girls are roots hip hop.

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Root ,Stem and Head

From the technique: Root, Stem and Head Massage, an eastern art of erotic massage performed upon the penis.

I'm in desperate need of RSH!

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blonde roots are showing

When a person who isnt a blonde has a blonde moment

rik: did you get that joke

jenna (who is a brunette): No

rik explains the joke...

jenna: ahhh sorry my blonde roots are showing

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The Square Root of 69

8 Somethin. Right? Cuz i been tryina work it oohhhhhhhh

The Square Root Of 69 is 8 Somethin.

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Grab a root and grawl

The act of masterbating so in depth that one is totally oblivious to thier surroundings and oftening letting out growling and hollering sound at the point of ejaculation!

Also used as a term of endeerment!
ie..Dude I am going to take my final exam.
Ok man Grab a root and grawl!

Hey Joey where are you going? Tonya, don't worry I am going to grab a root and grawl!

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