when you and possibly one or more of your buddies decide that you want to get laid and that you're going to have to get up off the couch and actually make some sort of attempt
Sitting around playing X-box isn't going to get us anywhere. I think we need to embark on an ass roots effort here if we're to have any hope of getting any.
When a female nervously wiggles when a needed feminine hygiene product isn't immediately available.
My sister-in-law was doing the tampon dance, so I quickly made up a reason to leave the room while my wife went to the bathroom to help her out.
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a crowd consisting purely of cowboys and rednecks.
At the David Allen Coe concert there was nothing but mooseknuckle and beltbuckle as far as the eye could see.
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A small child with a thick neck and an ordinary looking face.
Diane: "You were suck a cute kid, I love this picture."
Charles: "Ah, I was a little toehead.
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