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on a hot day when a friend falls asleep next to a fan,jack off into the fan from behind...giving him or her a nice salty sea breeze.
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When a group of salor go diveing and find 2 hobnobs then jizz in between them to make a sort of custard cream, is a delecasy among seamen.
Jimmy: Have you got any of those special Sea-biscuits
Bob: Yes fresh this afternoon.
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The area between two incredibly saggy boobs that you can seemingly slide your dick through if you're brave enough. There seems to be no connection between these boobs like a normal woman's. In other words, it pretty much looks like you took a chubby but flat-chested prepubescent girl and tacked on both of your dead Grandma Betty's tits with a blindfold.
Chris: Dude, look at her Red Sea. It's looking wider than usual.
Nick: Man, I wouldn't want to put my dick anywhere near those things.
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Some loser, usually a middle-age caucasian male, who sits in his bathtub in a raincoat while listening to the Pirates of the Carribean soundtrack and playing with toy boats.
"Man of the sea, open up! I need to use the bathroom!"
"Can I stay in here?"
"What? Are you gay?"
"I'll promise not to look."
"Alright, but if you reach over, you better be touching the radio and not me."
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A breading ground for the Semen Salmon and other Semen ingesting sea creatures.
The Semen Salmons natural habitat is the Sifilis Sea
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A long depressing book that shouldn't be forced upon poor students to study and write long droll essays on...
"I've been assigned a sea of bitterness. Here comes long sleepless nights again...."
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A polite way to insult an ugly girl.
I rushed on to the bus and took the first open seat and realized I was sitting next to a Sea Donkey.
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