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Ian.Just Ian.No one else is a simp.Its just Ian.
Random motherfucker: Hey bro did you see that Simp earlier?
Random Dadfucker: Yeah he fell into the river of LEGO city.I think his name was Ian.
Random motherfucker:Ian’s such a simp.
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A simp is that one faggot at your school who is always sucking the fuck up to any girl- within a 50 foot radius of him- for the chance of merely a grain of pussy, yes, even ginger pussy. A simp also thinks that talking to girls comes first and breaks the law of bros before hoes because he thinks he is going to lose his virginity. He will ultimately end up losing that to a man after being friendzoned by every girl in his school.
John: “Look at Collin talking to those girls. They probably think hes gay”
Brendan: “Yeah hes a simp. I feel bad because he will never know what pussy is like”
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Simp for
S uper
I ntense
M inecraft
P layer
Friend: Hey!
Me: Hi!
Friend: I am a Professional LOL player!
Me: Well I'm a SIMP
Friend: What?
Me: I'm a Super Intense Minecraft Player
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Noun
Sometimes used as a right wing derogatory term for men who commit the egregious sin of appreciating/respecting a woman’s opinion, sense of humor, physical attractiveness, or abilities.
Using the word is a visceral emotional reaction to the distaste of feeling subservient to a woman in any way. Can often be found in the comments section of certain meme pages such as @scooby or @makememesgreatagain along with other disturbing comments such “dumb bitch”, “stupid bitch” etc.
Arthur: “That was actually pretty funny”-in reference to a tiktok some girl made
Kyle: “Simp!”
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Only STINKY MEN can be simps. Simps are men who chase after e-girls but don't want to pay for any content, yet still expect attention.
Wow Bappo is such a fuckin SIMP.
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