smash gash

Smash Gash (verb)
Smash Gash is a catch combination of Smash "The action/process of fucking someone good"
and Gash "A term for the female genitalia, implying that it looks like a hatchet wound"

Smash Gash is just a catchy modern way of saying "Pound Vag"
but has a certain catchy ring to it that sounds a million times better,
and is one of the many terms invented by TheBennji
;)

"It's been almost 4 weeks of this Dry Spell. I just need to Smash Gash!!"

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Gash smashing

The rubbing of two vaginas together vigorously.

"Did you and Chloe get together?"

"Fuck yeah, we had a mad as gash smashing sesh"

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smash hips

slang for having sex

from Big Pun's song "Punish Me":
"I look back and reminisce how we used to kiss
and smash hips in the GS I bought her last Christ'"

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Boner Smash

verb/interjection.

A strange, malicious and supremely homo-erotic act perpetrated by teenagers in a certain Cleveland, OH all-boy academy. A boner smash involves one teenager quickly extending a sharp thrusted hand into the erect penis of another while shouting "BONER SMASH!!!!"

This puzzling action has recently come under much scrutiny:

Why would a person be walking around with a visible hard-on at an all boys school?
What would compel one to want to touch, much less mangle, another person's engorged unit?

Boner smashing can be viewed as a more extreme, and more questionable, version of "Nut Tapping," another Cleveland phenomenon.

Many surmise that this action is a strong confirmation of the supreme gayety of all parties involved.

ex. "Hey, there's S-Petro. A boner? NICE!! I'll take care of that!"
*walks over to S-Petro*
"BONER SMASH!!!"
*sharply thrusts outstretched palm into S-Petro's groin, S-Petro doubles over and groans, effete laughter ensues*

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meteor smash

The term for launching someone downward in the game Super Smash Bros. Depicted in a gif where the Ice Climber meteor smashes Marth intimidated oblivion, right before it says GAME.

*Guy 1 uses Mario's Forward Air on Guy 2's Luigi*
Guy 2: Bitch why did you fucking meteor smash me?
Guy 1: Sorry I had to Flex.

Noodle Smash

When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.

Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.

Train-Smash

Phrase for using ecstasy pills at once; snort one, swallow one and insert one into rectum (shelf).

I train-smashed three red mitzi's