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Spoonerism of the insult Cock Sucker. It is often used to veil the insult and make it appear less offensive or even to make it go undetected. Can also be written as Sock Cooker.
Hes a total Sock Cucker.
She cooks socks.
etc
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Poop Sock (n). - A normal foot sock which is used to defecate into. The use of a poop sock can be caused by a lack of willingness to get up and go to the bath room, due to being presently engaged in a video game, or other mentally strenuous activity.
Poop Sock (v). - The verb poop sock, is used to allude to a process that will consume much time, and involve very little moving.
- I have a poop sock of a test coming up for Latin. Should take at least 3 hours to finish.
- That Molten Core run took 8 hours; sure was a poop sock and a half.
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A sock for which the male humanoid ejaculates into when masturbating
When the contractors came over to work on my house they accidentally found my jackoff sock cuz' I forgot to hide it.
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A piece of clothing a guy uses to jack his juice in after he fucks or masterbates!
Chad : Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Kiersten : Pull out before you get me pregnant!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Damn't Chad that was my last pair of clean Tube Socks!
Chad : Guess you'll have to wear panty hose!
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Something so great it will blow your socks off.
Unbelievably, amazingly, indescribably not entirely unlike an orgasm but much cleaner and a lot less work involved.
Coined by William G Burns III in the book, "English Idioms, Sayings and Slang" by Wayne Magnuson.
A free trip to space on Virgin Galactic Rocks Socks.
The day that Ferris Beuller had Rocks Socks.
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1: When your out of stuff to clean your mess after you masturbate, you go to the laundry basket and get a sock to clean it up, or if your in a bathroom and your out of toilet paper.
2: Put the sock on your penis and proceed to masturbate. It will soak it all up and you wont have to clean up. And you can add lotion for extra pleasure.
3: Vagina
1: Person 1: shit dude last night i was lonely as fuck so i jacked off for a on the toilet. i then found out i had no TP so i took off my sock and cleaned up with that.
Person 2: EWW SPERM SOCK
2: Person 1: hey do you wanna know a cool way to jack off? put lotion in a sock and use that.
Person 2: wtf?
3: Person 1: my dick was cold so i used my gf as a sperm sock.
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