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Arse Jam

The build up of faecal matter and sweat that collects within ones arse cheeks particularly during hot weather or prolonged exposure to leather furniture and PS3 marathons.

Greg – “Seriously Phil, were going to have to pause this awesome game of ‘Call of Duty, Black Ops’”

Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”

Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”

Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”

Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam

by tincopper February 13, 2011


spunk in arse

blow your load in a lady's arse hole

"I can't wait to spunk in arse at the club tonight mate"

by mrflabbyarse June 13, 2017


arse captain

someone who commands ass attention 24/7 by trannie cocks

frank braithwaite is an arse captain

by big fraze July 11, 2008


fuzz arse

A word used to name a female who has an extreme pubic growth in the vaginal and orific area. This type of person can be easily identified by the obvious bulge in that area of her underwear (if visible) and on occasion the extruding hair around the edges of the underwear.

"I cant believe you pumped fuzz arse!"

by Kyle MCC August 21, 2006


arse covids

Its the illness Robbo gets when everyone else is getting the oridinary Covid.

Oh fuck I wish this arse covids would go, that's the ninth shit I've had today.

by Corporate_guy July 19, 2020


Arse mask

Smeared shit across the face, giving the appearance of a mask.

He had forgotten it was Halloween. The shops were shut, so he had to apply an arse mask.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019


arse tache

Particularly hairy buttocks.

He has some serious arse tache!!!

by nomes353 June 4, 2009