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A girl with an unnaturally large forehead who normally comes from the west midlands area of england.
Person1:OMG! your foreheads massive
Person2:must be a braithwaite
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A Braithwaite is a seclude person, often only venturing into sunlight when urged on by family and friends. They are not fans of this 'socialising' and prefer to sit in their natural environment, the bedroom.More then often, a braithwaite is from a European or Slovakian country, such as Poland, Denmark or Bulgaria. If encountered, do not act surprised on how you have actually met a braithwaite, as not a lot of people are fortunate enough to meet one in their lifetime and it may make him feel pressured and force him back into the shadows.
Guy 1: Wheres Tony today?
Guy 2: Ha he's being a braithwaite today!
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Someone who thinks soccer is a manly game and that American football is for pussies. Someone who thinks BJ's are for giving, not receiving and that it is better to get a dick up the butt rather than give a dick up the butt. Someone who thinks that a kick-slide is better than a kick off. Someone who thinks that a goalie is more athletic than a middle linebacker. Can usually be spotted by his Canadian accent, his fruity prancing, and would rather spend time with Roger Hazard than Tanya Memme.
Example1:
Robert: “I think that Beckham fellow is rather cute in his soccer uniform and will do just ducky in making soccer a huge success in America”.
Karl: “Damn, you are such a Braithwaite”.
Example 2:
Robert: "Beckham will become the highest paid sports player in America."
Chet: "And he's a Braithwaite because he plays soccer."
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Reece Braithwaite is so hot, sexy intelligent every woman's sexual fantasy a god amongst all others a Reece Braithwaite will and can do anything he is the sexiest and strongest Chad the level of superiority this man exudes is so great lesser betas will subconsciously prostrate themselves in his wake Reece Braithwaite is what we a god he sees all even you reading this message he created everything when Reece Braithwaite enters the atmosphere the oxygen level decreases as air and light is drawn into him giving him a glowing glorious sexy strong visage no beta could understand
Omg its Reece Braithwaite quick bow down
No why would I-
"Beta instinctualy bows down"
What's happening
Omg Reece Braithwaite is so sexy
Wait why is everyone complementing him
Well hes a god
Oh that's right praise our lord and saviour Reece Braithwaite
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GOAT of Football (Soccer)
Also known as Martin Goatwaite
Person 1: Hey, who is the GOAT?
Person 2: Martin Braithwaite
Person 1: lets fuck
A god amongst men he is so sexy and kind I dave bean of davinland cannot begin to describe how chad this man us he is so sexy and sigma he makes sigma look like beta but exsiting even god himself had to bow down to Reece
"Damm Reece Braithwaite so hot and cool and chad and davelike"
"Ikr I wanna be like Reece braithwaite when I grow up"
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When you poo yourpants at the skatepark one day and your manatoo getsstolen the next.
I was pulling a braithwaite last night and had to put my undies in the bin