beat the meat

A term for male mastubation (UK)

He liked to beat his meat whilst watching Anna Kournikova play tennis

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Mouse Beat

The instrumental and/or electronic accompaniment to a hip hop track, which has been produced on any number of step sequencing programs (usually Fl Studio or Fruityloops) without the assistance of a MIDI keyboard or any other kind of external hardware... other than the mouse.

Nigga Do You
Cause I'ma Do Me
Buckin Hard To The Ceilin Off Dis Mouse Beat

beat the bartender

A drinking game that is guaranteed to get you very drunk very fast!

The steps are very simple :
1 The drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot
drink (whiskey, bourbon, vodka, beer, etc..).
2 The drinker pays for the drink with too much money
(i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).
3 As the barman goes away to get change, the drinker
finishes your drink
4 When the barman returns with the change, go to step
number 1.

The game ends in a number of possible ways:

- drinker falls over (Result: Bar wins).
- barman punches drinker's lights out (Result: Draw).
- drinker gets thrown out (Result: Draw).
- bar closes (Result: Drinker wins).

person 1: "whoa man you look rough"
person 2: "yeah man i got fucking wrecked last night attempting to beat the bartender"

beat hag

1.the dyslecsic way of saying heat bag
2.and old beat up prostitute

1.that guy in that 300zx is a beat hag
2did u see that beat hag on 5th ave? she was like 50

holiday beats

When your friend leaves you to go on holiday, then when they get back you proceed to give them the amount of punches for the amount of days they were away for.

Yo bobby we need to give Phil his holiday beats he went to Mallorca for 7 days!

beating penis

Rough, borderline abusive male masturbation (self or otherwise).

-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"

-Think you can stop beating penis long enough for this rap battle to the death?

-Probably!

-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.

Beat the deuce

Prison slang. The act of getting to meal trays when only allowed one.

(Cafeteria setting)Bro, ain't no guards in here! Ima bout to beat the deuce!