cabbage patch

1.referring to the popular cabbage patch doll in the late 90's characterized with yarn hair, freckles, and big cheeks
2. derogatory term for a white girl

Julia stiles and Kirsten dunst is a cabbage patch

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Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You don't ever - ever - you wackjob prostitution whore. You probably sell your muff for 6 dollars. You fucking psycho bitch. Fuck you! You're nothing but garbage. That's what you are! You're garbage! You sick old woman muff garbage. Muff Cabbage!

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Cabbage stumps

An old phrase referring to the legs

My cabbage stumps are sore.
Put some trolleyags on those cabbage stumps!

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Muff Cabbage

Its a Jersey thing.... you will never understand.

What's a muff cabbage?

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Muff Cabbage

Type of vagina that smells like cabbage and a assortment of "meat flaps" petruding from the clitoris. Usually found in jersey girls

That chick I fucked last night had mad muff cabbage!

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muff cabbage

(as heard on South Park) an unsightly looking vagina, by conventional standards, encompassed by: 1) oversized inner labia that is overgrown and wrinkly, resembling large cabbage leaves, and 2) an unkempt/untrimmed bush.

She had a bad case of muff cabbage, but since she got waxed now she only has some crazy roast beef curtains.

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Muff Cabbage

A gross vagina. Which makes perfect sense considering "it's a Jersey thing"

Tiffani: What the fuck is a muff cabbage?

Kyley-D: It's a Jersey thing.

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