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A novel written by Ann-Marie MacDonald, often recommended in grade 12 English classes. Whatever you do, DO NOT READ IT. It's 400 pages of boring, followed by 400 pages of pure trauma-inducing scenarios.
"Bro, have you read The Way the Crow Flies for class yet?"
"Haven't you heard? That book's terrifying! No way I'm reading it."
An odd phenomenon that describes the way a lad always tend to end in bed with same girl again and again, even though he does not want to. The syndrome is typically activated when a lad needs a consolation bang.
"What up bro, did you pull Clara?"
"Nah fuck man, I woke up in Sophie's bed again"
"Oh shit, you are totally hit by The Crow-Syndrome geezer"
The act of fully inserting one's cranium into a women's vagina and ideally crawling into her womb. It is the reverse of the birthing process, specifically crowning. It is advisable to cover one's head in a balloon of some sort in order to maximize pleasure.
Guy: Dude, I want to finger that chick.
Experienced Friend: No man, you gotta try reverse crowning.
A Dick. Horrible boyfriend and will lie to you about everything. Will through you away as if you mean nothing. Horrible person.
Wow thug guy is a real Cameron crow
The most handsomest, pretty, freaky, funniest guy. You would die trying to find them. They are so rare.
Girl1: Omg did you see the Charlie Crowe at the mall… he looked so cute
Guy1: OMGGG HE DID
1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.
a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.
derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.
Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.
3. a support network
thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party
The act of getting other people to perform your work because you do not know how to do your job. In common usage it is a Vb.
"Hey, she is crowing work off on me"
Bob: "Why are you working on that?"
Ed: "Because Suzy doesn't know how to do it and asked if I would do it."
Bob: "Classic work crow Ed."