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The sudden burst of energy a player feels when the game they are participating in suddenly intensifies.
1) My gamer adrenaline kicked in when I reached level 13 of neopets ice-cream machine.
2) My team was 2 runs behind in the 8th inning when i started to feel my gamer adrenaline.
The smell from someones butt that is cause by sweat from gaming for too long or too long.
I went downstairs and michael smelled of gamer booty
Ew you smell like gamer booty
A person who plays fortnite all day and cranks 90's. Is either a child under 10 or a school drop out.
Mum "Jimmy come down for dinner"
Jimmy "Mum shut the fuck up I am playing fortnite!"
Mum "Why is my son a fortshite gamer"
That dreaded emptiness of being bored of every game in your collection. symptomes include: depression, anxiety and frustration.
Patient: no matter what I play, I always turn off the console.
Doc: I'm afraid you have a temporary case of video gamer's boredom.
Patient: D:
When you get particularly heated in a game and begin uncontrollably shouting racial slurs at the opposition
Kevin: dude that was totally racist
Tyrone: don't worry it was just Gamer rage
A temporary or permanent glowing of the skin that results from sitting for extended periods of time in front of a TV screen while playing video games, causing the radiation from the screen to noticeably lighten the color of your face.
Guy 1: Dude, did you just see how pale that kid was?
Guy 2: Yeah, he was wearing a Starcraft II t-shirt, so it must be a gamer glow.
This is a person that finds it hard to see any fault of their owns. In their world they are perfect at EVERY game they play, if somebody else is doing badly then they are the reason that said gamer is losing the game. This person thinks of themselves as a master of all games. No matter what, you cannot be better.
How to become a Malicious Gamer -
1. When you play games, your friends are not really your friends, they are you competition at all times.
2. If you are doing worst then the person/people you are playing with, then don't compliment them, just be quite and play. IMPORTANT - As soon as they mess up and do badly, you complain and find every fault in their game-play. You may find it easy to swear at them and make sure you tell them why they are bad and how they will never be good at any game they play.
3. This is one of the essentials. When your 'competition' does something you consider irresponsible or careless then tell them that they are bad and need to learn to play better. The second time you need to shout a little, tell them to stop playing badly. Then the third time/more, tear them apart, if you know weak parts in their personality, then just exploit them and make them feel bad. The chances are, they will not want to play with you again, congratulations. (Although, once you revert back from 'competition' status to 'friends' status, then you may find that you will play another game with them. Repeat previous steps.)
*Play Call of Duty*
Ted: *Dies*
Malicious Gamer: "I cannot believe you just died like that, are you that much of an
imbecile to an extent that you are not able to kill the player that killed you?"
Ted: "Dude, he shot me from behind"
Malicious Gamer: "Just learn to play the game, why didn't you check if anyone was behind you, just play and stop dying okay..." *sigh*