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A subsection of New Jersey populated almost entirely by Orthodox Jews. Lakewood is a prime example, though the outlets in Jackson, NJ can become very Jew Nerdsey during Holiday sales or clearance events. This would be an example of Variable Jew Nerdsey-ism.
"Hey, I gotta take ride down to Lakewood. Wanna go?"
"Jew Nerdsey? Dude, I don't wanna haggle for food at a fuckin' McDonald's!"
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A Persian Jew is actually an Iranian Jew*. They can be found in tiny apartments in Westwood and Beverly Hills. They scrap nickels and dimes just to drive their German cars but never donate to any charities except for Jewish foundations. They are the most narrow minded out of their Hebrew counterparts because they derive from a Muslim nation with outdated Islamic traditions incorporated into their daily lives. Iranian Jews have thicks skulls and no respect towards people of other backgrounds. Their men look like women and their women resemble to men. Short, thick, dark, and ugly. Iranian guys are huge wussies and can't fight- the only thing they can do is talk shit behind your back. 99.9% of them are primitive and well-versed in the ability to bs. Beware.
That Persian Jew just cut me off in his Mom's C-class.
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Someone who looks Jewish and pretends to be Jewish but really isn't. Usually has a Faux-jew-fro.
That Faux Jew is quite the Mensch
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1. noun: a person who is with weed like a jew is with money.
2. noun: a device that extends the life of weed ex. a vaporizer
everyone seems to be a weed jew in these bad economic times
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Never heard of an Amish Jew before? It's because they don't exist. Roundabout way for passive people to type I miss you!
Passive: Amish Jew!
Aggressive: Wtf I'm not an Amish Jew
Passive: Nvm
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The act of already having done something related to a Jewish person (seeing, meeting etc) when someone mentions it.
-"Hey, have you heard? Abraham's back from holiday!"
-"Yeah man, deja Jew, i saw him earlier"
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A black Jew with baggy jeans and a skullcap, often seen praying while high and/or shooting rival nigga jews.
Look at that fool with the skullcap on, ohh wait, thats a nigga jew.
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