Last Piece Syndrome

1) The occurrence of having one remaining piece of any given food substance at a table of multiple people. This "Last Piece" will be stared at and ogled, but never eaten until cold, as nobody wants to appear a pig.

Marsha: We have one piece of oreo pizza left.
Brendan: Yes, I can see that, you dumb ho.
Marsha: You can have it.
Brendan: No, I'm full, you go ahead and eat it.
Marsha: I'm full as well.
Brendan: How about we split it?
Steve: Actually, since you two are busy with Last Piece Syndrome, I'll go ahead and eat it myself.

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Last Fry Syndrome

Also known as "LFS."

The medical condition which takes place immediately as you consume your last fast food french fry, which involves the instantaneous feeling of digestive failure as you place the last fry in your mouth.

Hungry friend: "Man, are you done with those fries??"

Fry Eater: "Yeah man, I just ate the las -- oh no...I'm getting some serious LFS!!!"

Hungry friend: "Dang, you got Last Fry Syndrome!"

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Sorry, last cup

Being a total boss offering coffe only to say "sorry, last cup"

"You want some coffe or something?"
"Yeah, that would be great!"
"Ah, sorry, last cup"
"Ah, you suck Buscus"

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Last piece of gum

When the fact that you have gum becomes apparent and everyone within a mile's radius begins asking you for a piece, you use the excuse that you just gave out your last one or that you only have one left.

Sorry, that was my last piece of gum.

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last exit to brooklyn

An intensely, shockingly pure novel written by the vastly under appreciated writer, Hubert Selby Jr. such a bad-ass book; imagine aspects of fear and loathing mixed with the jerry springer show and naked lunch put to the soundtrack of the velvet underground.

person 1: i'm writing about last exit to brooklyn for my book review.

person 2: i've never heard of that.

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Belay my last

A word used so much in navy rtc that usually when said means sorry but say sorry and you’ll get I’m a sorry chief or I’m a sorry petty officer no your a sorry recruit on your 6 pack

Who is your chief of naval operations chief my chief of naval operations is admiral Richardson belay my last admiral Gilday RDC STILL WRONG hydrate 12345678787878910

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One Last Time

THE SONG WHEN GEORGE WASHINGTON BREAKS EVERYONE'S HEARTS IN HAMILTON FOR NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

One Last Time = GEORGE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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