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The act of rejecting an invitation to friend a person on any social media where you choose to simply not accept or respond
Tim asked tyo be my friend on facebook. That's mail box rot!
Slang:
The act of defecation.
Directly synonymous to;
To dump a turd.
To Pinch a Deuce.
Used Reflexively with: Vatican Postage Stamps.
Example 1:
I am not sure if what I ate earlier is disagreeing with me or not but after that last fart I think I need to send some Vatican Fan Mail.
Example 2:
If your going to the John make sure there is plenty of Vatican Postage Stamps in there before you deliver Vatican Fan Mail.
When you have consumed enough alcoholic beverages to qualify as 'tipsy' (you're on your way to intoxicated) and you decide to send e-mails to friends (or ex-boyfriends/girlfriends etc.) See definitions of "drunk dial" for a related behavior.
Noun: "Any more tips-e-mail?"
Verb: "I tips-e-mailed him again..."
When accessing a voice mail phone answering system, one becomes lost, going down the wrong path or getting stuck in a loop, unable to get pertinent information or leave a message with the appropriate party.
I called MegaCorp's 1-800 number. What good is a free phone call if I get lost in voice mail hell?
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A-Z mail whether fresh or stale can succeed or fail.
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A special type of correspondence designated for a very special birthday bitch. Usually utilized as a way to make something special for an amazing, show stopping, never seen before best friend that lives in another hemisphere. To the person I will love forever, with all my love for you
Happy birthday Yobi, here is your one and only Bad Bunny Mail
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An e-mail that one mate writes to another mate that is intended to be read as an accompaniment to his/her breakfast. It is typically written late at night and may include amusing anecdotes or newsworthy items pertaining to the writer's personal life. It is usually relatively short in duration and is written purely to entertain, amuse and/or encourage the reader as he/she starts her day. Also referred to as "breaky email", it must not contain angry rants, tedious stories or non-sensical ramblings.
Jon is tired at the end of a long day and is anxious to get some sleep. So he says to his mate, "Oi! Will you send me a breakfast e-mail so I've got something to read whilst I eat my toast with vegemite in the morning?" And Jon's mate replies, "No problem, eh?"
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