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When you 69 with a girl, and she farts, you reach over the edge of the bed, grab a walmart bag, and fill the bag with the stink. Turn around and start to fuck her. When when she is about to orgasm, put the bag over her head. When she gasps for air, pull the bag off and shoot your wad in her face.
"Dude, your girlfriend told me that you gave her a Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon last...good call..."
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a high school in central wisconsin that is full of stuck up kids whos parents own waterparks. but still have shitty parties evem though they are mostly rich. the dells rivals consist of Adams Friendship, which is a bunch of redneck inbred fucks who are 20 MINUTES due north of the dells.
hey clay! we are playin the adams friendship green devils tonight!
ohh god john! i better make sure i put duck tape over my butt hole, we should not let adams beat the wisconsin dells high school in our own gymnasium
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Getting a blowjob to remove your kidney stones.
Angelica was happy to give Josh a Wisconsin Bendy Straw to reduce his pain.
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The trashiest high school in all of Ozaukee county. Possibly the trashiest high school in Wisconsin. This place is full of losers and wannabes. This high school is so bad that even black kids won't go there. And all their sports teams are the shittiest teams on the planet. Trust me on this one, you do not want to go to this place.
Person 1: Hey I'm going over to Grafton High School, Wisconsin today.
Person 2: Noooooooooooooo!!!
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when ejaculation occurs though a rooster's mouth when a person is wearing a Wisconsin Rooster Hat.
man 1: "i was boning my wife last night, and wearing a Wisconsin Rooster Hat. i pulled out and shot Wisconsin Rooster Spit all over her chest."
man 2: "what the hell are you talking about?!"
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There is rumored to be a black hole in La Crosse, Wisconsin, in which it sucks in all of the dads in the city, therefore leaving everybody with no father figure. (Donut Operator reference)
Hey did you hear about The La Crosse Wisconsin Black Hole?
No what's that?
It's a black hole in La Crosse, Wisconsin that sucks in all of the dads that live there leaving everyone without a father figure.
Oh so that's why I don't have a dad...
An intricate manuever inspired by Eminem. This act is performed correctly when a man places a deflated balloon into the snatch of a horny babe and has her queef excessively until the elastic balloon is completely inflated. The man then inhales the fermented air into his lungs and belches the stench into the face of the woman.
That chick from Racine was into some kinky shit. Last night, she had my friend Dan do the Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon. Don't talk to him, he still hasn't brushed his teeth.
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