Board Heads

Used in txt conversations, a Headtype is when someone becomes bitterly dissapointed or frustrated, and mashes their forehead into the keyboard.

This usually, does not write much in the way of random letters, so there are 2 ways in which it is usually written.

1: A simple *boardhead*
2: A creatively selection of 4 keys that are close together, E.g, *ghbn*, *tgyh*, *erdf*, ect.

Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: so wen am are you gonna be able to pay me back, im in need of the money..

Jeff, booh yeh says: What money?

Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: umm, the 200 i lent you...

Jeff, booh yeh says: oh yer, sorry, i had to pay matt back

Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: but u've only owed him cash fro like 2 days, mines going on 2 weeks!

Jeff, booh yeh says: yer, but he was there....

Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: *yuhj tygh rtfh tygh polk uikj*

Jeff, booh yeh says: yer, sorry

(Board Heads in use from frustration)

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spring board

Rhyming slang for "supreme court".
This is the way it sounds when Americans say "supreme court" in TV interviews.

Will has criticized Bush's selection this week of Harriet Miers to sit on the spring board. Bush didn't mention the controversy her nomination has created in Republican circles.

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JC Boards

The gheyest place on the internet.

Designed by the J*sh to hold back the open-minded and free willed, and created for tools to post about their dog dying, and provide links to their terribly drama filled live journals.

And J*sh created the JC, and he saw that it was good. J*sh 7:3

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baby on board

A sign that can often be seen in car windows indicating that a baby is riding in the car.

Popularized in the simpsons episode where Homer joins the B Sharps, and makes these 3 words into a song.

The Song:
Baby on board,
how I adore,
that sign in my car windowpane.
Folks stop and stare, friends I don't care
That little yellow sign can't be ignored
I'm telling you it's mighty nice
Each trip's a trip to paradise
With my baby on board.

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Boarding house

A house a failure at life lives in.

The boy lived in a boarding house for several years. Get your little brother to fuck him up for you, that will set him straight!

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Crash Boards

Have Sex

I came through her crib and crash boards.

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Skate boarding

Probably the best land sport ever!!! Considered a great chick magnet. But be warned if the dude can't ride the bowl or is wearing a shit ton of protection, then he's a fake...

Shred is a word used to say, "let's hit the skate park"! Shred as in the copings of the bowl! Skate boarding shreds the copings

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