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dream so called “haters”
will comment on just about every dream tweet, follow his every move, attack dream stans
they are basically dream stans just with a different name
“shut up dream pfp”
“shut up dream anti”
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What you think and what she feels are two different things.
You may be handsome and charming, but she is NOT your 'ex'... because that would mean (at one time) you were worthy and A gentleMAN... in your dreams!
Instead, you are a... a... a word that has yet to be invented. And a big one at that!
P.S., the only way she would lay naked with you, is in a mass grave! :D
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“Do you know about the sewer dream ?” I asked.
“Yes,” said the random kid.
“Darn, I should’ve had a sewer dream with shlake.”
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The worst possible movie to rent for a first date.
I was hoping to make out with Suzy after watching Requiem for A Dream but she asked me to turn it off and taker her home with fifteen minutes left.
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Any phallus that you come across in a dream. It can be your own, it could grow out of your forehead, it could sprout out of the rose garden, one could very well be chasing you.
The flaccid dream cock soon became erect.
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The Gods of Progressive Rock, and a band consisting living legends:
John Petrucci (Guitars and vocals - overwhelming)
James Labrie (Vocals - Better than best)
John Myung (Bass - great but seems to be by his band members)
Jordan Rudess (Keyboards, Continuum and lap steel guitar - petrucci's music twin)
Mike Portnoy (Drums, Percussion, Vocals - One of the greatest drummers)
Every1 should get DT's new album, Octavarium, it ROCKS!!
Dream Theater rules over the popular fucks in terms of 'music'(but music is all that matters!) and cannot be compared to crappy-rappy music shits.
Bitch: "yo dumbass, rap is the best, dream theater sux shit"
Me: "Well, that's cuz u don't know real music, and suck the mic 24/7, cocksucker.
Bitch: "O.."
Me: "Yeah you STFU, or i'll call Bush"\
Famous albums:
Images and Words
Train of Thought
Octavarium
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A hybrid strain (both indica & sativa) of Marijuana.... It's also prescribed as medical marijuana in some parts of the US. Produces an AMAZING high! Some people claim it has a slight blueberry taste to it. Most reviews on the web have rated Blue Dream between 8-10. Best known for it's Euphoric effects.
Smoking from blunt -
"Omg you need to hit this dude!"
"What kind of weed is it?"
"It's that blue dream bro"
Hits blunt -
"Holy shit! I'm stoned off of one hit!"
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