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sufi land

The place sami wants to go to when he takes shrooms

fuck this shit I wanna go to sufi land... read books and shit

by kerimeton July 7, 2010


Land Vegan

A name for a someone that doesn’t eat animals or use animal products with the exceptions of eating fish and Their parent’s/guardian’s henseggs.

Rachel Ballenger came up with a new innovative name to depict the particular dietary restrictions she follows...most of the time.

She came up with Land Vegan!?!?!?!?!🤣

Watt?🤷 ♂️👌

Go off 👸

by Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmk June 2, 2020


Landing Eagle

Name for the following act.

Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.

The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.

Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.

I had to use the landing eagle method when dropping that log at the truck stop.

Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast

Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.

by FoJmeRaw August 10, 2022


Tortilla Land

Dripping hot queso all over a man's body while spanking him with a tortilla.

-How was your date with Ignacio last night?

-It was beautiful, he took me to Tortilla Land.

by IdRathaGoIgnant October 23, 2013


Land titties

A beautiful pair of mountains perfectly in the shape of female breasts.

The most beautiful sunset over those land titties.

by Oro173 November 26, 2016


Land Oyster

A female who has a “tangy odor” from not washing her cooter

Carrie smells like a land oyster

by Toad McSwampmister January 1, 2020


Land Pirates

A term given to members of the travelling community in Ireland. This term is derived from the similarity between them and actual pirates, the main difference being that they are on land.

Scorp the bad Land Pirates robbing the fein!!’

by boo earns!! March 25, 2009

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