Ballenger

The act of switching sports team in mid life. No grown man should ever switch teams they root for after entering adulthood.

Man the JETS are going to suck this year. Perhaps this year I will pull a ballenger and root for the Raiders.

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Ballenger

A man who sits down on the toilet to urinate.

I walked in on Ricky and saw that it he was a Ballenger.

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Jase Ballenger

Jase Ballenger is one of the mcs in the Dance of Thieves duology. He is hopelessly obsessed with his only love, Kazi. Almost like Kazi is so hopelessly lost in her trauma. It’s funny

Jase, oh Jase

Start making smart choices

or you’ll be cut with Wren’s mace
also Kazi still hears voices

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I really came through with that Jase Ballenger rhyme, didn’t i