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based upon the level of penis-like qualities in a person, determines how high or low on the scale you are.
Level 1-4 = having small amounts of penis-like qualities yet enough to be recognized on the scale.
Level 5-7 = higher amounts of penis-like qualities, too the the point where you must be warned.
Level 8-10 = the highest you can get on the scale, you have no purpose in life any longer.
Level 10+ = you are off the charts. kill yourself.
Level 1-4 = you pushed me in the hallway to get yourself ahead..welcome to the penisary scale.
Level 5-7 = you jumped on my back in the middle of gym volleyball and knocked me to the ground. you have been warned, any higher and your life is in jeopardy.
Level 8-10 = you never stop talking and proceed to embarrass yourself on numerous occasions without anyones help but your own. you are pathetic.
Level 10+ = nobody likes you, you have no friends, escape to a new land, for your own good.
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a scale were it measures ur penis
"oh no im only 2googles.. this google scale sux!"
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n. high quality crackor coke.
"Got some richter scale over at Eddie's dog. 35 half g."
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The rad scale short for radicle scale is a scale made up by Richelle Dafoe, to conferm how rad or cool people are. the rad scale is a rating out of 10. 10 being the radest and 0 being the queerest Michael Brock
"man, look it's ian brock. i hear that kid's a 9.9/10 on the rad scale."
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Regular kids:
A = Great
B = Good
C = Average
D = Okay
F = Bad
Asians:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family
Asian: *crying*
Other kid: Why are you so sad?
Asian: Cuz I have a B+!
Other kid: Well I have a C- and my parents think that's pretty good
Asian: On the Asian grading scale, B's are below average
Other kid: Sorry
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for one to consume so much gum that he or she shits his or her pants.
Claire: hey ashley, want a piece of gum?
Ashley: i cant. i have had 2 packs already i will tip the scale if i have any more.
Claire: ooooh
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The logarithmic G scale is used to measure the overall influence, and the ability to influence, of an individual in society. The influence is measured as an absolute value of influence, that is, it doesn't differentiate between positive or negative influence.
The 1G base is used to describe any accomplished individual such as a doctor, lawyer, police captain, army major, university professor, capo.
Steve jobs is a 3.7 G in the logarithmic G scale.
George W Bush is a 4.0 G.
Bill Clinton 3.3 G. (+ .3 for Monica Lewinsky incident)
Larry Page 2.7 G
David Suzuki 1.8 G
Al Gore 1.9 G
Rupert Murdoch 5.0 G