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Tail Cheering is when someone doesn't know whether to boo or cheer for a team while watching sport with friends/family therefore follows what everyone else does. (despite having no idea what the hell is going on)
This is usually done when someone is desperate to fit in or wants to make a good impression in front of friends and family.
Guy: Woooo!
Friends: Why the hell are you cheering? We just lost!
Guy: Oh damn... uhhh.. yeah I know... I was being a good sport is all... hehe..
Friends: You were Tail Cheering this whole time weren't you?
I was cuttin’ tail in Tucson, but it’ll grow back by spring.
When you eat Mexican and can not make it home so you have to pull over and make a shit tail across the hood of your wife's car
Did you hear about the shit tail Jonas made after Mexican??
A makeshift tampon traditionally constructed of cotton balls wrapped in a paper towel. Tail-pons are used as regular tampons but were classically used to stop anal seepage hence the name, tail-pon.
The foreign fluid dripping from Danny's butt was quickly seized by a well crafted tail-pon.
when a dirt biker throws his bike sideways in the mid-air
Matt Lemon-LIme 41 East Coast Supercross, was throwing down some huge whipper tails all over Chad 630.
When a man attepts to cling to his youth by maintaining long hair in a ponytail. Usually he is also going bald and wears a ball cap as well.
Mark should quit clinging to scraps and cut that fail tail off.
Using your sphincter to push your feces in and out of your butt without touching the water.
"Do you guys sometimes poop out a little just to suck it back into your butt and see how far you can go before you lose it?"
"Oh, you mean Hog Tailing?"
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"Hey Jim, where have you been? You missed a meeting."
"Sorry I've been hog tailing it in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, almost beat my personal record though."