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Act of fingerbanging a girl whilst on a date watching a movie in the theater.
Dude I was totally Toy Storying her last night while watching Safe house.
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A person with whom you not only have extreme loving feelings for, but also one with whom you would love to 'mess' around with just for fun.
girl: "What do you think of Ryan?"
other girl: "He is my smexy sex toy. i just love him to death!"
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A dildo.
(Used in mixed company situations.)
My son found a “spicy eggplant toy” in my nightstand.
Edibles that will fuck you up to oblivion and cause you to have blue balls for the extreme agression of trying to get a blow job from every girl at the party that you decided to take the edibles at…
Max: Matthew took Italian chew toys last night, and forced Mary to give him head
Jack: we’ll what happened??
Max: Matt’s in prison now lol
a couple kidnaps a living fridge and steals its organs by saying "Do you have SAoWcEs?"
Billion suprise toys baisically:
"Fridge, Fridge?"
"Yes papa?"
"Do you have sauces"
*sigh* "here's my ribcage-"
A phrase used to denote an activity that appears productive however is neither productive nor fun. Can also denote unproductive behavior.
The phrase originates from northeastern Pennsylvania with an anecdote of children pantomiming their cigarette smoking parents by using tinker toys as opposed to more sensible options, such candy cigarettes.
Ex.: “There were piles of paperwork and tickets to process on his desk, but he spent most of the day smokin' tinker toys.”