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Twisted Unicorn

During a threesome, when two penis's are twisted and then penetrate the anal cavity, without any sort of lubrication. Thus making the receiver thrust their bodies in a forward motion, like a galloping horse/unicorn.

"Yo Liliya, do you want to go round 2 again tonight on the twisted Unicorn? I was talking to Luke and he said he loved the idea of making you gallop."

by wheelingchow November 13, 2016

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Petting the Unicorn

To Fornicate with a heavenly blessed beauty by the use of ones digits.

I.E Fingering.

I was with Debbie petting the unicorn and it bit my finger off.

by POLO Ralph December 3, 2011

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Facebook Unicorn

A rare, fleeting experience when you come into contact with someone who you are strictly friends with on Facebook. This person may have been in that one class freshman year, or met during an evening of heavy drinking followed by a clutch friend request at 3AM. Facebook unicorn's namesake comes from the unicorn itself. You've read about it, you've seen pictures of it, but interaction in real life is strange and uncomfortable. The slight nod of the head and acknowledgment of existence is the proper response to the phenomenon, to act as if you actually knew who they were would only degrade yourself (see: creeper).

Guy 1: Hey, isn't that the chick that was in our Bio class freshman year?

Guy 2: Yeah. She's dating John Smith and has a cat named Sarah Palin.

Guy 1: Dude you're a fucking creeper.

Guy 2: No, she's just a Facebook Unicorn.

by geauxtigers24242424 July 19, 2011

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Unicorn chair

Watching a 17 year old spin around in a unicorn chair for 5 minutes straight

Unicorn chair

by Firecatmew September 8, 2021

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


unicorn turds

unicorn turds are unicorn's sparkly, flourescent, rainbow turds which, when cut open, reveal my little ponie's magical paradise!!!!
often used in place of an expletive

"Oh unicorn turds!"

by wowohmygod February 12, 2010

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unicorn fart

A word used to describe 'renewable' forms of energy

Do you think unicorn fart enery would be enough to replace fossil fuels?

by nick_g April 27, 2011

66πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Unicorn Mom

UnicornMom

/'yoonΙ™ΛŒ kΓ΄rn /mΓ€m/ - noun

A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humor and couldn't care less what you think.

See also: Beautiful; Boss; Bitch & Zero F#&Ks given

I just love my new Unicorn Mom friend Bianca, she always makes me laugh.

by Mommyof3beauties June 18, 2016

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