Dick that you can only have once in awhile because it soooo good...hence, for two weeks a year max (vacation time).
Girl, that was so real vacation dick. If I had that all year long, I would never get any work done!
Dick that is received on few occasions due to its intense size and quality, as opposed to vacation dick.
Vacation Dick
"Are you gonna hook up James again?"
"Hell no, I won't be able ride that horse cock again until i can feel my thighs again".
A penis of a variety that one would only be mentally and physically prepared to receive once a year, to allow for the appropriate amount of mental and physical recuperation. Vacation dicks tend to be of a different colour and greater size to those that one is used to in domestic living.
Courtney: Omg, i got the best vacation dick when i went to Magaluf; i'm still trying to get my cunt back to its normal size and Daryl's white wonder just isn't doing it for me at the moment. Would not do that again for a while, maybe a year or two.
When you have sexual interactions with a dick of remarkable size. Usually gives great pleasure as well. Much larger in comparison to the Boyfriend dick.
Sorry I couldn't make it last night, I was busy getting vacation dick.
A dick that is either so large or small, that you can only tolerated for a short period of time.
He had a vacation dick, but it was okay 'cause I knew I was leaving in three days.
A penis that is of excessive size that one would want to receive only once and a while. As opposed to boyfriend dick.
I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. It was huge and l still cant walk right.
A dick too big for everyday use. Something you could only handle as often as you go on vacation.
"You broke up with Mikey? I thought you liked him a lot."
"I do. But, he got that vacation dick. And, I ain't trying to have no vacation pussy, if you know what I mean. Besides, that shit hurt."