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Ha! Wait a minute...

When you laugh at something that somebody said out of respect before you realize that the joke was either bad or directed negatively towards you

James: I guarantee that the people around me all have super tiny dicks.
Ryan: Ha! Wait a minute...
James: lol u dumbass XD

by Retard_Ryan February 4, 2023


Wait... You're Single?

A common question that girls or boys would ask the opposite sex when they find out this answer.

Wait... You're Single? I didn't know that.

by Bob Chum Person December 20, 2017


wait phobia

you/they hate waiting

i have wait phobia ! so don't want to wait.

by Landonisanidiot December 16, 2021


Wait up!

Use this word to make someone stop and listen to you; works most of the time.

Example: if someone is running ahead of you, say “Wait up!” To grab their attention.

by .unl0ded_3rror May 28, 2023


sydney waits

looks like a toothpick, only likes guys that's name starts with a j, strongly dislikes people named delaney bales

Sydney Waits and a toothpick look exactly alike!

by hoe65 March 17, 2017


waiting to exhale

That period of time a woman has been “sucking in her gut” to appeal to potential suitors for a long time, and is getting desperate.

“Dude, did you see Trisha at the 10-year reunion? I remember she always looked so fine, but she got married and had 3 kids.”
“Hell yeah. She wasn’t waiting to exhale for very long! She didn’t just exhale, she damn well BLEW OUT!”

by I_AM_FARTACUS July 6, 2021


Waiting Room

The best song by the best artist, Phoebe Bridgers. This song makes one feel emotions one has never felt before; pain, madness, hopeless love, depression, and disassociation all at once. Stream Waiting Room.

IF YOU WERE A WAITING ROOM I WOULD NEVER SEE A DOCTOR I WOULD SIT THERE WITH MY FIRST AID KIT AND BLEED. KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER. KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER. KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER. KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER.

by laurencimswife November 22, 2021