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An alternative activity available to those who are too poor and too unattractive to "Netflix and chill."
My man Dio ain't got no job and ain't got no girl. So that fool has to PBS and wank this Friday.
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The art of pleasuring yourself whilst in a location or position that provides a reasonably high chance of getting caught in the act.
"Risky wank"
Having a masti in your bedroom with the door open, whilst there are other people in adjacent rooms.
Having a wank in the bottom whilst your sibling/friend/anyone is on the top bunk.
First developed by Dale Hunt, an Aussie Wank is when a man masterbates to Kangaroo Porn. While drinking as many Fosters as possible before ejaculation.
Fuck me that was a long aussie wank, got through 24 fosters.
Male, female or mixed sex couples/groups who meet to masturbate socially.
A non-marital partner who lets you watch them 'play'.
Jeff and Steve were regular wank-mates in 6-8th grade.
Debbie and Sally enjoyed frigging together before going clubbing.
Fiona and I enjoyed a regular wanks in her parents garden-lodge, last summer. She's a good wank-mate always ready to get her knickers down and rub.
A blanket used (instead of socks, rags, etc) used solely for jacking ur beans into
Yeah man she gave me blue balls so i used my wank blank to take care of it
The wank you have before you go to bed, so you fall straight to sleep.. similar to a mug of horlicks.
Horlicks Wank
A more classier version of the 'Wank Sock'. Wank tights are the connoisseurs choice for masturbation.
'ere Terry I much prefer the "Wank Tights" to the sock, its so much more silky, depending on the denier.