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wig wife

Term for the male who performs oral sex upon another male while wearing a wig in order to seem female.

My wig wife Alan is coming over to give me her sweet mouth love.

by Johnny Popcorn June 15, 2017


wife proof

When your wife won't be able to use something you own

Yo man, these slippers are size 12! They're wife proof!

by Thawab November 5, 2022


wife pounds

The 10-60 lbs a woman gains in the first few years of marriage.

Tyler: "Damn dude, Rachel really let herself go since getting married.
Hans: "For real, she put on those wife pounds".

Homeboy 1: "Wow, homegirl really let herself go since she got married".
Homeboy 2: "As soon as she got that ring she put on those wife pounds".

by Flatfoot McCloud July 31, 2018


livingstones wife

The women that saves the sexy guy whos playing the bandit from fug ugly girl

livingstones wife

by brooksy2 July 13, 2009


Errol's Wife

My Sweet Jamaican Empress there isn't a day when Thee "I" don't miss & think about you♥️ Remember we did av nickname for each other, you was my EVEREADY & I was Waynie Wonder oh wha fun we use to av we were totally committed to each other mi wished you

did never left to come UK we would av a better life. We can't go back,but I do in my mind & mi know if anything was to appen I'd be wid you in a heartbeat don't ever forget say mi love you even more than before mi wish mi was kissing you now & mi know you were de one mi should av marry long ago & although mi don't know if you will see dis mi love you same in all you ways.I got your back you mean absolutely everything to mi all ways member dat ♥️

Errol's Wife
I give thanks & praises to the most high for giving me the privilege of knowing this beautiful woman I just hope the husband knows what him got...

by Janet21 March 27, 2023


siren wife

A married woman with natural orange hair, bright in the sunlight like a fire, that has sexual features that drive men to fantasize about her obsessively, constantly - almost at an unhealthy pace. Often has a very high sex drive and considered to be the most beautiful wife and woman in the world with the ability to age and look better.

Have you see the siren wife? I can't stop thinking of her, EVER! I have the large orgasms fantasizing about that redheaded woman...

by hotwifelover April 12, 2019


Kangaroo Wife

The phrase "Kangaroo Wife" or "Kangaroo-Wife" is used as a way to mock a man's Wife in a whimsical way. Used when the Wife is insanely different and weird to a certain freind group

This phrase comes from from the video "Team Fabulous 2"

I will send my condolences to your Kangaroo Wife

by Bill Billy Bob October 6, 2022