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A badass Right-Wing President that fixed America just for it to be destroyed again by Sleepy Joe. Most Left-Wing dumbasses who watch CNN and MSNBC call him "Orange Man" and their only argument is Orange Man Bad. Donald J. Trump 2024 Bitches
Donald Trump is a Great Leader, not a Politician!
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a very sad excuse for a human being
a racist, homophonic, pedophile, Cheeto looken ass, oopaloompa body ass hoe
boomer; Donald trump is the best
gen z: hitler was better than him
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Donald Trump: “I’m gonna make america Great again!”
Junior grimes: dad! I need another million dollars, my pop star career didn’t takeoff again
Donald trump: ugh, come here son
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Trump: *enters Mexican restaurant*
Donald trump: honestly, I can buy EVERYONE CHEESE DIP
everyone else: ugh
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Donald trump had his own son junior working for him during the early years of the election although this remains hidden to most of the public
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Junior Grimes is the son of donald trump
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A sex act that involves an eastern European woman getting covered in Cheetos dust. The man then prematurely ejaculates in her face while screaming "you're fired" and she uses her snail trail to "there's something about Mary" the man's comb over. The act is concluded when the man tweets about the experience using alternate facts.
Last night was crazy, I Donald Trumped her then I deported her.
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Our god in Human Form, this man is our god. He will save us from everything and everyone, such as, China, Canada, Mexico, Mexico, Go back to Mexico, United States, ISIS, Iran, illuminati, Muslims, Donald Trump, Germany, Paris, Europe, Obama, Barack Obama, Aliens, Batman, Ride To Hell Retribution, India, Peru, Brazil, Jinx<----yes,that one, And New Mexico.
Here is a list of what Donald trump love's.
#10. Pizza
#9. Poptarts
#8. Spiderman
#7.Baby Wipes
#6. Dank Meme's
#5. Mexico
#4. His Hair
#3. Become president
#2. Porn
#1. His daughter
The End.
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The greatest president to ever exist on this planet. BiDeN was born on the freeway. Cuz that’s where most accidents happen. 🙌🏼
Bro I’m almost as good as Donald Trump
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A common misspelling of "Donald Trumpet," Donald Duck holding holding a trumpet and playing it. When misspelling this, you usually receive some random dude who I think had a scene in Home Alone 2 or something. It is accidentally searched so much, it can appear as a suggestion in a google search after just typing "don."
Man 1: Bro who is this guy. It's just his face all over the search engine when I search up "Donald Trumpet."
Man 2: You misspelled it, it says "Donald trump" instead, here. *fixes the mistake*
Man 1: Thanks you, now--wait what? It's still showing this guy again!
Man 2: bruhhh
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