When you almost get a ringer but not quite but your still just flying high !
When you smoke a crack rock and get super high but it doesn't quite give you a ringer !
When you smoke hard and don't get a ringer but get high as hell. The stage before a ringer
Hooollyy faack I'm scootered!!
Hey! You wanna go get fucking scootered ?!
The act of eating or being given too much THC
I went out with Scott last night and he SCOOTERED me with that Rope.
Man what happen last night
Dude you got SCOOTERED!
An adolescent boy who rides around on his scooter and attempts to pick up girls. Usually wearing tight jeans and a ridiculous helmet. Can some times be found in groups or “scoot packs”, they gain confidence in numbers. But even in numbers they are usually denied.
Those scooter greasers have driven by five times.
Those are some shitty bikes, they must be scooter greasers.
The scooter gang of fat bastards that skirt up and down the aisles of stores taking up as much room as possible. These people never really seem to get many items, but rather just sit in the way and talk to other scooter drivers.
I seen the scooters of anarchy on the other side of Walmart blocking the entrances to the lil debbie section. They looked terrifyingly hungry so I dipped out of there before they pulled out their forks to sample me.
Professional level scooter rider. Sponsored, and earning money. Making a profession out of scootering. They compete, and try new tricks daily.
Person 1: He is a Scooter Pro.
Person 2: Wow! (Shouts to Scooter Pro) Can you backflip? Are you sponsored?