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Jesus was a dirty homeless, hippie peace activist
And he said, "Drop out and find God" to anybody who would listen
While turning water into space bags (x3) with lowlifes and anarchists
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ: yes?
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A very sexy man that can pull any female. Height is around 5’7-5’9. Loves music, loves beautiful sunsets, virgin until death, hates bitches that don’t like his moms cooking, and hangs with his boys.
“Hi my name is Jesus”
“Omg you’re so hot”
“Thank you!”
“You wanna f*ck?”
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Whether we know it or not, everyone needs a Savior, Jesus!
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information technologist who performs a technical mircle on a computer and/or laptop that been given it's last rights.
I took my laptop to BestBuy and they told me that it would be $2000 to send my hard drive away and maybe get some information from it. So I prayed and my IT Jesus and he saved my life and my laptop.
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Verb.
To have sex with someone more than once.
From: Jesus having been nailed more than once.
I can't wait to give her the Jesus
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Jesus is an adjactive that is used to say that something is so good/so cool/so big and so on.
basicly it can be used the same way as uber but it as at a level higher than uber.
the +2 sword of uberness is the jesus weapon!
after i get my new monster truck I'll be like jesus on the streets!
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