Has an absolutely massive cock
Girl: Adams massive cock makes me so horny!
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A skinny weird kid who is highly trustworthy and annoyingly tall
Is that Adam?
Yeah
Oh I hate that kid
Oof same
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Its a damn shame.
It's ADam shame that fine chic is a lesbian.
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adam usually isnβt great looking, probably dark hair, hark eyes, tall (thank god), kinda stinks and has weird hobbies. adam is also a very hard person to love, itβs not that he denies it or turns it down itβs just that many donβt think he is a nice person so they donβt want to be his friend of even be around him. most people hate him and want him to die.
person1: hey look at that kid over there
person2: ew yeah i heard heβs and adam
person1: ew omfg
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a short Jewish boy who should be with snow white cause he so damn short hes a dwarf
adam you short
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"Hey Adam, hows your luck with the ladies?"
"Not very good, my nostrils ruin it all.
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