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Gordon the tank engine went to Disneyland with ur mom and then they went to the toilet and then to the bed without ur dads knowledge.
Yummy mummy ate a yummy mummy with urmom.
This mean that the girl or man has ate ur rubber dick accidently or can also mean aybd rubber dick
Im so sorry paula aybd last night it really was high quality almost chockes xo xo or son i saw your rubber dick last night please tell me it was ur girlfriends ate your rubber dick aybd
When an object is Under your ass ,
Dude 1: bro where’s my phone ?
Dude 2: dude you’re ass ate it
Where my phone ? You’re ass ate it
Phrase used when something important can't be found because that one manager who always sticks things in random places was the last one to use it.
"Where's the box cutter?"
"(Manager) ate it"
When you try to think of an excuse
Why am I late? uhhh, uhhhh, my kidnapper ate my traffic
Showing no sign of damage or reaction to something drastic
That Tank Ate a round.
The one person in the world i would die for. They are so kind and giving but can never see it themselves. They are amazing kissers and can use they’re words extremely well. They get flustered at flirty comments as they are usually the flirty one.
Person a: You know Dylan Tyler Ates, that’s the man I’m gonna marry one day.
Person b: I wish I could find my Dylan Tyler Ates