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Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm
Can’t wait for my Brittany blaster this afternoon
Math teachers who use math equations to get there rocks off.
Teacher 1: Some of the other math teachers and I are creating a group to satisfy our needs. We call it Math Blasters, wanna join?
Teacher 2: That sounds like just what I need to satisfy MY math loving kink.
An Asian guy fingering a Caucasian guy's anus.
Liam, don't finger master blaster me now, we're in public.
A fine ass woman, that freezes your eyes on her and you can't stop looking, making you want to blast her...
"Dam bro, look at that chilly blaster over there! She's freakin gorgeous!"
A large dose of cocaine (or speed, for the criminally insane), inhaled through the nose.
P1: Woah, Johnny just racked that whole set of lines.
P2: Master blaster.
The fattest, longest, most absurdly huge line of ketamine imaginable. Strictly intended for one person to snort all at once. It can and should render the user capable of fourth dimensional space perception and astral travel. (Original term taken from the film "Mad Max")
I watched some head at the show last night knock back a Master Blaster of K. He didn't move or speak for almost an hour afterwards!