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the sudden, unexpected boner you get for no apparent reason. can be brought on due to no stimulation of the penis, just no reason.can be abbreviated as NRB.
Fred:so, I was sitting in the class the other day and I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom and I got up and had a no reason boner!
Rick: That shit's funny dawg, did the teacher see you?
Fred:Yah!, along with the whole classroom too!, I was embarassed!
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An erection created only from thinking of how in love you are without any sexual influence.
I’m rereading our last messages bc they are fucking beautiful and I have a love boner
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An erect penis that has been withdrawn after anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea.
Bill had a "Rusty Boner" after his girlfriend ate at P.F. Changs.
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An erection caused by the vibrations of a car usually occuring on long car rides, and lame scenery which sometimes causes the mind to wander and think about said vibrations.
"My gosh honey! I didn't know you were in the mood."
"I'm not, it's just a damn car boner. It'll go away in a minute."
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A jealous biiotch who insists on smelling her man's crotch when he comes home after a "guys night out."
That skank Kayla is a boner sniffer! Every time Tony comes home after hanging out with the guys, she tells him to drop trou so she can sniff his crotch for traces of another woman's cootchie sauce!
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A male erection that is small and unimpressive.
Jill: I gave Mitch anal for his birthday last night.
Jane: Wow! That is really generous of you.
Jill: Not really, he has a Delaware Boner
Jane: Wow, that's like getting a pair of Jimmy Choo heels for the price of Nine Wests!
Jill: OMG! I LOVE SHOES!!!
Jane: Totally, I am so wet now.
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When A womans clitoris gets hard or starts tingling
girl:holy fuck hes hot!
girl 2: then go talk to him
girl:gurl i got a lady boner
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