Churning The Butter

When your slowly twisting the dildo inside of you,hitting the spots of your cervix unattainable from an old fashioned in and out.It feels so good,You wont hurt so much afterwards.

Girl:Whoo grandma I was churning the butter all night long.
Grandmother:I use to churn butter back in my day.Is that what you did?
Girl:No I'm talking about something totally different granny*Smirk*
Grandmother:I'll never understand you kids in this day and age

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Poocrastinate

When your bowels arent moving when you want them too or when you dont feel like taking a shit

*sam is trying to take a shit*
sam:Fuck it.I'm going to poocrastinate

Amazon Fever

The same thing as yellow fever or jungle fever.Having A sexual fetish of South American women or men.Same can be applied to mexicans.

Guy:I only like brazilians with green eyes and that live in the jungles of the amazon
Guy 2:Dude youve got the amazon fever.

Jigga

When youre a Jew and a Nigga.Like Drake the rapper.

black dude:whaddup jigga?!
Jigga:whaddup nigga?!
white dude:Ill never understand you people

Lady Boner

When A womans clitoris gets hard or starts tingling

girl:holy fuck hes hot!
girl 2: then go talk to him
girl:gurl i got a lady boner

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Nig Nog

A slang for chocolate egg nog that you drink on Christmas or Hanukkah or whatever the hell you celebrate when its cold as shit outside.Kwanzaa too.

Person 1: I'm gonna make me a cup of Nig Nog.
Person 2: Isn't that a racist term for nigger?
Person 1:Yeah but when I think of nig nog I think of egg nog so I wanna make it a thing
Person 2:You know the people of urban dictionary aren't going to give a fuck right?
Person 1:Yeah I know. Lol

Skype Thot

Shes basically a thot on skype and has little to no genital warts.This girl has more guys in her contacts than girls.Her profile pics consists of inappropriate selfies,Hentai pictures,and anything else regarding sex.She meets her men from various porn sites like Rule34,Redtube etc and then brings them to skype.In a skype call she will get naked or perform perverted jestures in front of strangers from different parts of the world she barely even knows on the internet to have cybersex with them.She would go as far as meeting up with them to have sexual relations with them In Real Life if they are close.

Person:I know who princessblarity is.I should go holla at her.
Person 2: Naw man shes a Skype Thot.Plus shes fat.