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burrito of weirdness

when something you encounter evokes a myriad of contradicting emotions all at once.

Article: "For reintroduction to go smoothly, the cub’s environment must be free from human influence, which is why the researchers must don panda costumes before physically handling the baby bear."

Dude: panda costumes? that’s hilarious, cute, and creepy all at the same time...it’s like a burrito of weirdness.

by AlexParkerMC December 7, 2010


Burrito Rule

In the making of a baby bunny burrito and her love....only one burrito blanket will b used. They have to be cuddling inside

Nia and Joey will have to be together inside of a burrito blanket because of the burrito rule

by Burrito Rule October 8, 2020


big burrito

Large dick

Damn he's got a big burrito.

by Princess chanel October 28, 2017


Burrito Roll

A Burrito Roll is when someone asks you to click on a link they sent you to watch a video about burritos, but you just get rickrolled instead.

“I can’t believe I I got a Burrito Roll, I thought Enna sent me the Breakfast Burrito song, but really it was Never Gonna Give You Up.”

by FireSpeaking June 24, 2021


Squirty Burrito

The heinous act of wrapping your warm penis in a tortilla and dousing it in diablo sauce from taco bell

Dude, I watched a video of someone doing a Squirty Burrito last night

by Ilikebigcheese December 15, 2020


Benny burrito

When you sit on his face and his nose Gets caught in the flaps. Resulting in suffocation. You just got a Benny burrito.

I Benny burrito to him last night

by Victor clit December 20, 2022


Cock Burrito

A sex position that involves wrapping your significant other up in a blanket and fucking them

Your a good little cock burrito aren't you

by I think i'm Austin June 7, 2023