Cactus's'

cac·tus·is
ˈkaktəs/is
noun
succulent plants with thick, fleshy stems that typically bear spines, lack leaves, and have brilliantly colored flowers. Cactus's' are native to arid regions of the New World and are cultivated elsewhere, especially as houseplants. Used as the plural form of the word cactus, however people commonly misuse the word cacti.

That's alot of cactus's' growing there on the baby cactus farm, wow.

Screaming Cactus

Someone who is adamant about giving their opinions and honesty. At the same time they refuse to take criticism and default to a defensive mentality when they’re challenged or given advice. Walking hypocrisy.

Example 1:
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now

Example 2:

Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus

cactus mode

Cactus mode is when you live in an ingredient household, and only eat one easy to make meal over and over because they’re too lazy to actually cook something.

dude 1: Hey what should we have for dinner
dude 2: We should have Mac and Cheese

dude 1: we’ve been eating Mac and cheese for the last week and a half, pick something else.
dude 2: I can’t, I’m in cactus mode, and can’t cook anything else.

Cactus smacking

It is when one goes up to another and smacks that person upside the face with a cactus.

John went cactus smacking with his friend and got arrested later that night for assault.

Soft cactus

A penis with no hair

I had sex with a soft cactus last night

Soft cactus

A penis that doesn't have hair

I had sex with a soft cactus

ur mom a cactus

The worst insult ever known to mankind. It means that someone is not only a prick, they're the whole cactus. This extremely offensive word was believed to have originated in the Medieval ages or before that. It is the worst insult ever. 'ur mom a cactus' is even worse than 'ur mom gay', 'ur papa a nazi', 'ur gran gran a trans man', 'ur dad a lesbian', 'ur cousin a muffin' and the N word. It is not a bad as 'ur mom trans' and 'ur papi nazi'. This word is also worse than 'Karen'.

Karen: Why did you block me? Ur mom gay.

Donna: Ur mom a cactus.

Karen: That hurts.

Donna: Just avoid ur mom and you'll be fine.

Karen: I'm gay.

Donna: Yes.