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Used in the movie "In Her Shoes." Refers to a man who buys a woman a drink in a bar exclusively to get into her pants. "Cuervo" deriving from the popular tequila brand "Jose Cuervo," and "Carl" being a common male name for any douche bag that goes to a bar to pick up women.
The only reason you're drunk right now is because Cuervo Carl wouldn't leave us alone.
Hello, might I buy you fine ladies a drink?
Oh piss off, Cuervo Carl!
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A Hot-Carl is when you are in a 69 position and you squeeze out a hot, spicy fart. Since the chick's nose is near your butthole, she gets the extra pleasure of whatever you had for dinner that night. Strictly a class move. It is also known as the Alabama Nose Warmer.
All the above entries, I believe, are incorrect. Taking a shit over someone's face is called a "Glass-Bottom Boat". Shitting on someone's chest is called a "Cleveland Steamer".
Jenny's mouth felt so good on my cock, that I became too relaxed and blew a spicy Hot-Carl on her nose. I shouldn't have had those habanero poppers.
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The act of taking a shit on someone's face with Seran wrap over their face as to make you and/or your partner sexually aroused.
Especially cool if the Hot Carl-ee is a Chao to the Hot Carl-er
CHAO: Hey, dude, you wanna Hot Carl on my face?
ROBIN FAULKNER: Sure, dude I'm pretty full of shit right now.
CHAO: Oh, great, make sure you squeeze out all the liquid shit too, so I can suck it up with a straw later.
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When you take a fat shit and freeze it real good. Then you call your bitch over and dildo it up. Even better when she bobs on it and warms it up.
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When a man does or says something homosexual or questionable to another man.
Guy 1: I was on the subway and this guy tried to put his hand on my ass.
Guy 2: Oh hell no, that's that Carl shit.
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your wife's friend that fucks her when your at work
I found Carl's hat on my bed post hes so weird
Dude hes fucking your wife
No i trust her that's just cowboy Carl
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