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Someone whom you really admire that gives you the happiness that you truly deserve. Not only that person makes you feel loved but no matter the circumstances he/she will always understand things that even yourself can’t. Being called Clai means you are special, and that you are all the colors in one at full brightness.
Mining dirt looking for clay, Getting dirt thrown in your eyes, No payment.
Welcome to the clay wars.
Clock co. is better than Clay co.
Whoever’s name is Clayton, or simply clay, live by a certain way of life and have their own certain traditions.
The clay way consists of saying things like “woah there” and “yikers”
Halfway between flaccid and raging hardon. (Coined by Adam Carolla)..
It's best to be sporting clay when going skinny dipping with a group. You don't want to go full turtle, but you don't want to scare anyone with a full erection, either
A politician whose 4th wife has the gift of premonition, but not the gift of suching his shit completely off
Person 1: Man, that dude has married some crazies before, but that new wife of his SWEARS she can see the future.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Clay Higgins.
When you make pottery out of clay.
The pottery clay needs to get soft.